David Bowie
- my idol

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FAMOUS LAST WORD

Bowie Faithful - Or Fair Weather Fan:
Which are you?


by C. Franklin


After reading my esteemed colleague Mr. Merton's review of DB's latest recorded opus, "HOURS...", I was once again reminded of the fickle nature of Bowie fandom.

I've seen DB as the Thin White Duke, the Let's Dance Raconteur, one of the guys in that band, the Jungle Alchemist, and now... er, well, I'm still trying to figure out who the hell he is this time. But despite whatever facade employed to spin the music, it's still all about the music.

If you are a "True Bowie Fan", you don't care what he puts out, because it's a piece of the man's mind that we're attracted to, a musical slice of his soul, that certain kind of journey that only his artistry can take us on. We don't care what the critics think, because none of them could have ever written "Golden Years" or "Seven Years in Tibet".

My level of commitment to this artist is steady and unwavering, because I know that if I don't get Msr. Jones' statement on the first listen, I will later... eventually. As with many of DB's albums, the new CD cannot be fully assimilated in just one sitting (I put in a full week's worth of repeated listenings, before deciding to take a week off to digest. Returning only now to listen one more time whilst I write this). It's taken me only 2 weeks to figure out where this work was coming from. "OUTSIDE" took me months!

My verdict: It's not his "Best in Years" and it's certainly not his worst, although I am hard-pressed to choose one of the later. Good, Bad, or Commercial, this is what a "True Bowie Fan" is. We take it because we like it - I am one of these.

But then there are the those people. The ones who call themselves fans. The ones who only came on board with "China Girl" and the like. The ones who've been pissed off at the man ever since for not continuing on down that pop course. They wouldn't know Nathan Adler if he came up to them and stabbed them repeatedly with the dull blade of their own awareness. These are the people who shunned Tin Machine, the dullards who didn't get "BLACK TIE, WHITE NOISE", and the ones who think "LOW" is something you put your cellphone on.

They are the "Fair-Weather Fans".

And, based on the critical response to DB's HOURS, they are also many of the current crop of music critics. They believe DB has found a way to repatriate himself with them, by putting out a disc that reminds them of something that they once heard before, it's "glam-esqe" or "more metallic" or some such nonsense. They think it familiar ground revisited 25 years later, for some nostalgic glory recaptured... BOLLOCKS!

It's the just the master throwing out the net a little bit wider to accommodate the comatose.

And that's okay, they'll only be with us until the next album comes out. Then we'll have him all to ourselves again.